Q. What do
you get when you put a fish and an elephant
together?
A.
Swimming trunks.
Q. What
goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An
umbrella.
Q. What
disappears when you stand up?
A. Your
lap.
Q. What
did the big firecracker say to the little
firecracker?
A. My pop
is bigger than yours.
Q. What
did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
A. You are
too little to smoke.
Q. What do
you call a surgeon with eight arms?
A. A
doctopus!
Q. Why did the teacher
jump into the lake?
A. Because she wanted to test the waters!
Q. Why did the belt go
to jail?
A. Because it held up a
pair of pants!
Q. What is the center
of gravity?
A. The letter V!
Q. What did the stamp
say to the envelope for fun?
A. Stick with me and we
will go places!
Q. What sort of star is
dangerous?
A. A shooting star!
Q. Why did the teacher
write the lesson on the windows?
A. He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Q. What kind of lights
did Noah use on the Ark?
A. Flood lights!
Q. What do computers do
when they get hungry?
A. They eat chips!
Q. Why don't you see
giraffes in elementary school?
A. Because they're all in High School!
Q. Which is the longest
word in the dictionary?
A. "Smiles", because
there is a mile between each "s"!
Q. Which month do
soldiers hate most?
A. The month of March!
Q. What did the painter
say to the wall?
A. One more crack like
that and I'll plaster you!
Q. Why do golfers wear
two pairs of pants?
A. In case they get a
hole in one!
Q. What did the the tie
say to the hat?
A. You go on a head,
I'll just hang around!
Q. What would you call
two banana skins?
A. A pair of slippers
Q. What do
you get when you put a fish and an elephant
together?
A.
Swimming trunks.
Q. What
goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An
umbrella.
Q. What
disappears when you stand up?
A. Your
lap.
Q. What
did the big firecracker say to the little
firecracker?
A. My pop
is bigger than yours.
Q. What
did the adult chimney say to the kid chimney?
A. You are
too little to smoke.
Q. What do
you call a surgeon with eight arms?
A. A
doctopus!
Q. Why did the teacher
jump into the lake?
A. Because she wanted to test the waters!
Q. Why did the belt go
to jail?
A. Because it held up a
pair of pants!
Q. What is the center
of gravity?
A. The letter V!
Q. What did the stamp
say to the envelope?
A. Stick with me and we
will go places!
Q. What sort of star is
dangerous?
A. A shooting star!
Q. Why did the teacher
write the lesson on the windows?
A. He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Q. What kind of lights
did Noah use on the Ark?
A. Flood lights!
Q. What do computers do
when they get hungry?
A. They eat chips!
Q. Why don't you see
giraffes in elementary school?
A. Because they're all in High School!
Q. Which is the longest
word in the dictionary?
A. "Smiles", because
there is a mile between each "s"!
Q. Which month do
soldiers hate most?
A. The month of March!
Q. What did the painter
say to the wall?
A. One more crack like
that and I'll plaster you!
Q. Why do golfers wear
two pairs of pants?
A. In case they get a
hole in one!
Q. What did the the tie
say to the hat?
A. You go on a head,
I'll just hang around!
Q. What would you call
two banana skins?
A. A pair of slippers
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